Need Fitness Gear?Try Kilimall!

Kilimall sells a wide range of fitness outfits and equipment. If you enjoy jump rope, jogging, or going to the gym to do cardio, or just running on the treadmill like most people(seriously),  then you should try all the great products that they have to offer.

For the ladies, if you like leggings, Kilimall offers a variety of colors for your tastes.

For the men, if you want a cool backpack, why don’t you try these army-print bags.

 

Kilimall is an online shopping site that caters to three countries in Africa:Kenya,Uganda,and Nigeria. You can click on the links or banners to get to the site.So for my international followers, this isn’t really for y’all but thanks for reading. Amazon still exists!

The Legendary Brock Lesnar Is Retiring From MMA

It is with a distraught heart, that I am announcing to any one of my followers, who lives under a rock, that Brock Lesnar, former UFC Heavyweight Champion, is giving up the octagon, according to a report by Marc Raimondi of MMAFighting.com. This also means that Brock will no longer be subject to random drug tests by USADA.

So, I guess it’s all good,right?I mean, last year it was revealed that he had failed two drug tests, before and on the day of his July 9,UFC 200 fight with New Zealand’s Samoan Beast, Mark Hunt. Thus, his win against Hunt was overturned and he was suspended for a year, and he agreed to pay a settlement of $250,000 to the Nevada Attorney General’s office. Good God, that is a lot of money.

On the bright side, this probably means Brock is going to focus more on his career in the WWE. As a wrestling fan, I am super hyped to see more of Brock during Raw and PPV events. I would love to see him fight Roman Reigns again, probably because Roman is super eye-candy status, for the ladies and some boys too. HAHA!

Brock, we wish you the best in whatever endeavors you decide to pursue after this reveal. We hope to see you more in WWE, but if not, we wish you a happy life with your family, in serenity. One love to The Beast Incarnate!

How do you feel about Brock’s retirement?Tell me in the comments!

 

New Zealand Has A Whale Crisis

Over the weekend, while you were all probably relaxing in your beds, watching Netflix shows, more than 600 of these beauties pictured above, somehow washed up on the Golden Bay, in the South Island of New Zealand. Fortunately, the good people of New Zealand managed to save about 400 pilot whales, but sadly hundreds of other died.

Here’s the creepy part. So apparently, these whales explode. Let me type that again, the whales EXPLODE. So in order to stop them from exploding, workers in protective gear were cutting holes in the carcasses with knives and two-meter needles, literally like they were popping balloons, in order to release internal gases that were building up pressure.Read more 

This isn’t even the weirdest story I have heard out of Oceania, because Australia takes the cake when it comes to strange stories involving animals. New Zealand doesn’t actually have the deadly animals that Australia has, so think of it as what OZ would be if it was smaller, safer and less prone to snake attacks in the Outback.

Give me your thoughts, is this story crazy or what?

 

The Best Part of Super Bowl 51

Lady Gaga’s performance was epic; the choreography, the synchronization, her piano playing and of course, her lovely vocals. As a former Gaga stan(extreme fan), I realized that I’ve missed her presence in my playlist, and I need to get back to being a Little Monster. But that wasn’t all, because every living human being  knows that the fun part of the Super Bowl, is the commercials!

Let me just ask my American followers, why did you let Wix have two commercials?On top of that, the next commercial after the first Wix one, was a damn Squarespace ad. Now pardon my ignorance, but shouldn’t those two companies be rivals?I mean, both are website-building sites, with beautiful templates and all.  I would hope both companies would separate their ads by a few slots, but I guess not. It was quite funny to notice though, like a Samsung ad following immediately after a Nokia one. Well, we see where Nokia is now, and it’s definitely not at the top. But I’m sure their come-back will be epic!

Speaking of the Wix ad, I loved the cameos of Jason Statham and Gal Gadot. Yes, they appeared in BOTH of the Wix ads, because they’re just so flawless. I see DC is doing everything it can to make Wonder Woman not flop. Nice work Gal!

Back to back: Finally the two martial artists find themselves back to back with a blowtorchBack to back: Finally the two martial artists find themselves back to back with a blowtorch

Dessert please! The gorgeous Gadot miraculously found an untainted piece of desert and asked: 'Can I have this to go?'

My squad is flawless!

Justin Bieber showed up in a T-Mobile ad, which was actually pretty fun. Former NFL star, Terrell Owens made a cameo too. It was hilarious watching him boogie down. Look at him and his gorgeous muscles, looking all fit in the background. Oh and I spot New England Patriots tight-end, Rob Gronkowski behind Justin. I’m pretty sure Rob was also in a Tide commercial. Must be nice to get paid for that.

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DJ Khaled was in a Turbo Tax ad for some odd reason. I loved how he incorporated the same voice he uses for his songs in the commercial. Because nothing compares to Khaled screaming “WE THE BEST!” Okay, he didn’t say that, but I was secretly hoping that he would. It’s good to know that even Khaled is up to speed, when it comes to paying his taxes.

TurboTax TV Spot, 'The Exercise Program' Featuring DJ Khaled - Screenshot 2

Melissa McCarthy was in a hilarious ad for Kia. Basically, she was playing some kind of environmentalist who was always called upon to ‘save the planet’. You know the type, like DiCaprio’s obsession with a ‘green earth’. But she always ended up in funny situations. Like being chased by rhinos, or having a tree fall on her. It was most likely the funniest commercial, after the Sprint one. The Sprint commercial took shots at their rival, Verizon, which is hilarious considering their data plan. Oh ya’ll thought I don’t read American cellphone company data plans?A girl has to stay on her grind!

Melissa McCarthy being chased by a rhino in the 2017 Kia Niro Super Bowl commercial

There were too many ads,so I can’t mention all of them. But if you want to watch them, here’s a link:Top 10 Super Bowl 51 ads.

Don’t judge me, I can’t post actual videos cause I haven’t finished customizing my blog. Give a girl some time, you’ll be receiving links for now. Thanks to everyone for your continued support!